Wednesday, November 11, 2015

Waste not, want not

Christo, professional rat exterminator, shows us how to picnic responsibly in the park.

Start fresh.  A big healthy rat is best. 

Christo skins a rat

The skin might be dirty, so go ahead an peel it off.  

Christo skins a rat

It's customary to eat the head first and get it out of the way, but why not spice things up by turning the legs inside-out instead.

Christo skins a rat

The bones are rich in calcium, so chomp those down.

Christo skins a rat

All the tasty meat is gone, but what to do with the little rat rug that remains?

Christo

Ah, well, may as well devour it all!

Christo gulps down a rat

Leave no litter behind.

Christo gulps down a rat

Finally, clean that face...

Post-meal beak-cleaning

A tidy bird is a happy bird.

Post-meal beak-cleaning

Repeat, repeat, repeat...